Nonsensical News

Marge Simpson on the Cover of Playboy. Seriously.
Also underneath, MJ’s burnt hair for sale, giant snake invasion, Hilton hotel seized by Venezuela, Smell dismisses school, Boy Scout thugs, armless boy wins soccer championship, Bernie Madoff still nice with his, and the world’s smallest man is 2 feet tall.

Marge Simpson Graces Playboy Cover
Cartoons? Really Hef? Somebody give that man his meds.

Michael Jackson's Burnt Hair For Sale
MJ's hair? This can only get worse.

Invading Giant Snakes Threaten Wilderness Areas
That’s what she said...

Venezuela Seizes Landmark HILTON Hotel
Ante up!

Sewage Stink Forces Ohio School to Dismiss Early

Student Wins Leniency for 'Spork'

Board Scales Back 45 Day Suspension for Scout, 6,

N.Y. Eagle Scout Suspended for Pocketknife in Car

Bible Quoting Passenger Causes Plane Diversion

Boy Born Without Hands Leads Soccer Team to Finals
If you laughed, you goin to hell.

Inmates: Bernard Madoff in Prison Scuffle -- and Wins
So this dude in old/rich/white jail and beasting on the yard! Over the stock market at that. Hil-arious.

2-Foot Teen to Become World's Smallest Man