Luckily, I have links because nobody would believe me. A man builds a robo-girlfriend, Mexican Playboy puts nude Virgin Mary on cover, McDonald's getting gully with Starbucks, a skimpy Santa, NHL player cut for calling Elisha Cuthbert "sloppy seconds," man arrested for throwing a sandwich at his girlfriend, a doggy hero, ZZZ-mailing, kitty contact lenses, a refrigerated beach, a couple's home is foreclosed on Facebook and more underneath.
Canadian Man Builds Himself Robot Girlfriend PHOTOS
Mexican Playboy Publishes Nude Virgin Mary on Cover
McDonald's Billboards Take Pot Shots at Starbucks
Bizarre New Robot Leaps and Rolls Over Terrain
Giants Fan in Skimpy Santa Outfit Kicked Out of Stadium
Carla Bruni Sues Over Nude Image on Shopping Bags
'Extremist' Dies in Freak Avalanche at Utah Resort
Avery Axed From Dallas Stars After 'Sloppy Seconds' Slur
Man Arrested for Throwing Sandwich at Girlfriend
Dog Saves Family From Near CO Death
Study: Doctors ID First-Known Case of 'Zzz-Mailing'
McCain Team Sells Info-Rich BlackBerrys to TV Station
Frozen Cape Cod Sea Turtle Heads to Rehab
Purr-fect Vision! Almost-Blind Cat Life Transformed by Wearing Contact Lens
Obesity Tax: NY Governor Wants $404M Levy on Non-Diet Soda
Dubai Builds World's First Refrigerated Beach
Paper: Man Forced to Support Someone Else's Child
Alleged Shoplifter Waits Over 3 Hours for Police
Australian Couple Loses Home Via Facebook
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12.16.2008
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I think the Nensensical News and Nefarious News are right up there as 1a and 1b for me. I'll start, what may be quite a few posts commenting on the Nonsensical news, with the Robogirlfriend story...
Gotta love the way Fox Stereotypes even in print. Notice they point out the fact that the name of the robot is Japanese but the designers name is "Vietnamese".... So if he had built one named becky would they still have the same questions or would it be okay because we all are supposed to covet white women anyway (its funny the way all other cultures supposedly covet the white woman - that alone deserves some further discussion but I digress)...
Second comment: why do lonely guys in their parents house do stuff like this? You would think mom dukes would have put a stop to it right? maybe introduced her son to a few young women (vietnamese or japanese or chinese for that matter) because when your son gets to this stage race/ethnicity really can't be a requirement....
Finally, why does the robogirl need sensors "down there" if he has no intentions of testing to see if they work? He may not be smashin this robogirl doggy style right this moment, but there's no way you're going to tell me he hasn't either tried or thought about trying to wax that azz... and we talking litterally and figuratively here.
And Dro you right, its a good thing you have the link because there's no way I would believe half this stuff.
-Forth
Yo... MickyDs has been around for some time and they been beatin cats over the head since the beginning of the drive thru, but I must admit this is type ill... not to mention extremely smart. I mean seriously the prices people pay at Starbucks IS DUMB... Having said that I think Starbucks must do something better than say "we're going to take the high road"... that's exactly what got them into the predicament they are currently in, taking the High end coffee route, which is fine and dandy until the country goes into a recession and no one has money for super expensive hot java. And by the way, by saying nothing they are basically admitting through their silence that Old McDonald may be on to something....
They really need to work on their rebutal, yes it is McDonalds, but the possible impact of this marketing campaign could be extremely detrimental to Starbuck's business model if they're not careful.
- Forth
Last Link! Facebook proponents please read the LAST LINK?! It's only a matter of time before we hear this sort of thing happening in the US. I gave you fair warning BEWARE BEWARE.
-Forth
Okay, I promise this is my last comment... for now at least.... Can someone please tell me if the Nude Mary article would be technically considered art?! Personally I think so because obviously no one would actually think of slorin Mary of Nazareth... Mother of Jesus.... I mean seriously what's the problem, if this isn't a clear case of art, I guess I don't know what is.
It's all about intent people, all about intent.
-Forth
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